Good vibrations!

demonic-sellout-centaur-prude96:

i need new chapstick i am running out of my 14 tubes placed in various areas around the world

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

micthemicrophone:

its-boo-nedict:

midnightbex:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

miggylol:

epic4chan:

Australian possum vs American possum  画

I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.
Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”
After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.

This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.

the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing

There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum. 

micthemicrophone:

its-boo-nedict:

midnightbex:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

miggylol:

epic4chan:

Australian possum vs American possum 

I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.

Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”

After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.

"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.

This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.

the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing

There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blueexorcist:

I can’t fucking breathe


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